Somewhere Nowhere is one of the most exclusive nightclubs in New York City and our favorite place to party. This VIP nightlife experience transports you into a different realm with flowers and greenery lining the walls, holographic light displays, hummingbirds, bubbles, incredible music, and lots of special effects. We are HERE for the enchanted forest vibe especially if it comes with bottle service, panoramic views of the New York City skyline, pizza delivery, and of course- Osetra Caviar. This is the ultimate nightlife experience, you’re welcome. You’re welcome.